From The Mouths Of Babes

Have you ever met one of those people that is just constantly pronouncing or using words wrong?  I love them and find their errors amusing.  If you ever find yourself feeling a little bit cynical, seek out someone like that.  You will be smiling after that conversation...I guarantee it.  

My go-to person no longer works with me.  Luckily, while I am hunting for a replacement, I have Kaci to fill in.  For your entertainment, I thought I would share a little.

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Kaci: "Mom, Dean has throw up on his lindsey."

Me: "His what?"

Kaci: "I SAID Dean has throw up on his lindsey." (very irritated at this point)

Me: "It's called a onesie Kaci."

Kaci: "Well o.k. then!"  (still irritated)

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Kevin: "Kaci, do you want a hamburger or hot dog for dinner?"

Kaci: "A hot dog.  Only a rotten hot dog though."

Kevin: "What?"

Kaci: "I only want a rotten hot dog Daddy."

Me: "I think she means raw."

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(while wearing her new favorite shirt - pictured at left)

Kaci: "When I grow up, I am going to get really big maracas right Mom?"

Me: "Really big whats?"  (not quite sure where this is headed)

Kaci: "MARACAS!"  (points to the moccasins on her shirt)

Me: "Oh you mean moccasins."

Kaci: "Yep, that's what I said."

As for this little guy?  We are all looking forward to hearing the thoughts that run through his head.