Friday, May 9, 2014

I Just Don't Fit In

Today I woke up pondering what to post about for the week.  As the clock turned to 11:00 a.m. and I still had nothing interesting to write about, I turned to Google to do a search.  The problem is...I just couldn't find a blog type that fit me.  

Ideas for the MOMMY blogger:
  •  Share the details of your dream nursery
    • My dream nursery?  I don't have a dream nursery.  All I want is a room that will allow my little son to sleep for a very long time.  Still on the hunt for that one...
  • Got pets?  Pet pics and stories are great
    • I hate pet hair, pet pee, pet poop and pets inevitably die.  So no, I don't have any pets.
  • What is in my diaper bag
    • Diapers...duh
Ideas for the LIFESTYLE blogger:
  • Write a post dedicated to your blogging BFF
    • Neither one of my BFFs write.  In fact, I believe that this may be the only blog on their reading lists.  
  • Let your dog guest post
    • If I ever get a dog and i do allow him to guest post, please punch me in the face.
  • Interview your spouse to find out how they really feel about your blog
    • Kevin: "Cool blog.  You should put a picture of my boat on it."
Ideas for the WINE/BOOZE ENTHUSIAST blogger:
  • A brief history of your state's wine production
    • Who knows?  Who cares?
  • Food pairings
    • Hot dogs, goldfish crackers, nothing...really anything goes.  Maybe a better topic would be what DOES  NOT go well with booze.  Come to think of it, the only thing that is not made better with booze is the flu.
  • The justification for wines priced above $500/bottle
    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - yeah right!
So you can see my dilemma.  Going forward I will compile a list of possible post ideas for my blog.  As for the type, let's just call it CYNICAL MOMMY WITH NO LIFE WHO LIKES WINE/BOOZE.  

Happy Weekend - oh and here is a picture or two:
Kaci go get a hair brush please

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